How Johnny Depp & I Discovered the Magic of Pantyhose

Last night I dreamed I went on a quest to the white, sandy beaches of Cabo to find the secret to health, wealth and happiness. (FYI it's http://www.stockingshoseheels.com/)

When I returned from my travels, glad to get home, tired but excited by what I had found, famous actor and hunkaburninglove Johnny Depp was waiting for me.

I was a little surprised but I figured I had attracted him using the Law of Attraction. (http://www.thesecret.tv/) After all, Kiefer Sutherland loved hanging out with me and many soap opera actors have fallen under my spell.  So having Johnny Depp in my house was not too surprising. 
So I said hello.
He wanted to hear about my trip to the blue waters of Baja California. He seemed fascinated and excited, his hypnotic brown eyes locked on mine as I told him my tale.

I told him that weeks earlier I stumbled across a pair of pantyhose that helped people gain WEALTH.
Despite Johnny's experience, his fame and incredible wealth, he was smart enough to know that this could be a huge moneymaker.
He wanted to know more.
I reached for my purse and pulled out the magic pair of pantyhose.
He sensed this was something historic.
"This will help people become rich?" he asked.
"I'm sure of it," I said. "Don't I look like have money now?"
He stared at me as if I he were looking at a car but he nodded.
"You look like a million bucks!" he said.

Nothing like having a sexy movie star compliment you!

He added, "You won't even have to trick people into buying this stuff like you did on http://www.ebanned.net/ ."
"I'm not so sure," I told him. "People don't take action unless they are motivated to do so. An ethical trick gets them off their asses. They may not even buy these Magical Pantyhose without some added incentive."
I explained to him that even though my pantyhose are filled with the pungent aroma of my love cave, people won't BUY IT RIGHT NOW unless something extra moved them to do so.

That's why I'm offering a free DVD when people buy my pantyhose at http://www.ebanned.net/ or join my website at http://www.stockingshoseheels.com/. And it's that very bribe that caused my website to explode with members!
My website is one of the best out there.
Johnny seemed impressed.
He moved closer to me.
I held my breath, not sure of what he wanted.
"Sirena, can I ask you a question?" he seductively whispered.
"Sure!" I replied, wondering what Johnny could possibly want to ask ME!
I wasn't sure WHAT he was going to ask.
"Can I go with you on your next trip to Cabo?"

Hmmmm....Johnny Depp wants to go to Cabo with little old me and stay at a 1 star motel?
What should I say?
I know what my boyfriend would WANT me to say.
That's when I woke up.

If I were a master of dream interpretation (http://www.dreammoods.com/), I might know what this dream was really trying to tell me.
Do YOU have an idea?

Maybe if you purchase a pair of my magical pantyhose, I will appear in your room!

P.S. I wonder if Johnny Depp had the same dream. Or maybe Criss Angel dreams of me as much as I dream of him? (http://www.crissangel.com/)

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